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Re: Another Joke « Result #3 Today at 12:03pm »
Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful, how does it feel to freeze to death?" says the first. "It's very uncomfortable at first, you get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How did you die?" says the second. "I had a heart attack", says the first guy. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, bot no one was hiding there. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died." The second man shakes his head. "that's so ironic" he says. "What do you mean?" asks the first man "If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."
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Re: Merry Christmas!! « Result #4 Today at 11:53am »
We are having Christmas for 3 days! While I am in the Christmas mood, I am ready for it to be over with as well. We unfortunately got only rain here in NC, but my family in NJ got a lot of snow (my dad says it was about 30 inches).
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Merry Christmas!! « Result #6 Yesterday at 10:20pm »
Just spreading a little holiday cheer. I'm ridiculously excited for Christmas this year. Doing the typical thing ... we celebrate on Christmas Eve, my sis, brother-in-law, niece, and aunt all come and we open presents, use Christmas day to relax. We recently got about 7 inches of snow, while one of my sisters got 21 in DC and boyfriend I think also got 21 >_>
Anyhow ... what are you guys doing? Anything fun and exciting?
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Re: Getting Robbed « Result #8 Yesterday at 10:16pm »
As the sister of a prominent copyright representative, I actually think that you should look into pursuing it. I asked my sis about it, let her read this post, and she agreed. You don't have to register for an official copyright to have copyright ... rights lol Which is what a lot of people seem to think.
I don't think it could hurt, but it depends on how adamant you feel about it.
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